Well, no amount of warning is going to keep a bad movie fan from watching this movie but it doesn't hurt to try. Fright House consists of two movies tacked tighter to make one and, while they both offer awful acting, dialogue, camera work, and audio, the second one manages to blow the first one out of the water in terms of shear crapulence and bad writing. The first film is your standard blood cult sacrifice rama-lama-ding-dong that has been done a million times before only better and features a performance by Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) that makes his performance in Reel Horror look good (and that's no joke). It has a fair amount of nudity but it doesn't help. The second one is an unwatchable, convoluted mess about some college professor who has a machine for eternal youth but you'd barely know it. They were obviously low on footage with actual actors in it so they waste time with shots of statues and tarot cards repeatedly throughout, with dialogue playing in the background that should be attached to scenes with actual characters in order for the film to make sense. The audio mix is beyond crap but, to its credit, the soundtrack music is decent--the one nice thing I can say about this mess. This is low budget trash at its worst and the end result is a film that never should have been inflicted on the public. I love bad movies but this one is a rough ride to be sure.
