The simpsons (all episodes)

Marge and Homer say goodnight to each of their three children, hoping to ease their anxieties so they can sleep peacefully.

Bart and Lisa fight while watching TV. They eventually find something they agree on: stopping Maggie from changing the channel.

Homer has Bart attempt to jump off a table and into his arms. Each time Bart jumps, Homer is distracted and fails to catch him.

Marge puts Bart and Lisa in charge of babysitting Maggie; however, they end up ignoring her.

Bart and Lisa take Maggie's pacifier away to stop her from sucking on it, but Maggie refuses to kick the habit. Bart and Lisa eventually learn if they cannot get Maggie to quit sucking on pacifiers, it is better to join in.

Bart and Lisa compete in a contest while Maggie watches, to see who can make the most disgusting burp. Marge objects several times, but to no avail. Homer does not help matters when he joins in on the kids' burp contest to Marge's disgust.

Marge makes dinner and the family sits down for the meal. She insists that everyone should have table manners, but the family's crude eating habits are hard to stop.

Marge warns the kids that if they make scary faces, their faces will freeze in place forever. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie ignore her--until Marge gives them a scare with a mirror.

The family attends the funeral of Uncle Hubert. Bart proves to be disruptive and Homer swears to never take the kids to another funeral, much to their dismay.

Bart and Lisa wonder what is inside Maggie's mind when looking at her in her crib. The audience sees her imagination: she is a giant, and she is tickling baby-sized versions of Bart and Lisa.

Homer promises the kids chocolate milkshakes if Bart can catch one of his long football passes. Unfortunately, there are many obstacles to overcome, like falling down a cliff, but Bart manages to catch the football - with his mouth.

Bart tries to make a house of cards, but Lisa and Maggie make noises that cause the house to fall every time.

Marge takes the girls out to watch a ballet, leaving Homer in charge of dinner. Bart cannot stomach it when he is forced to eat a mix of fish nuggets and pork-a-roni.

Bart, Lisa and Maggie play a game of "Space Patrol". Bart puts a jug on his head with the pretense of it being the helmet of an alien warlord. However, his head gets stuck in the jug and Lisa "frees" Bart using a croquet mallet.

When Bart's hair grows too long, Homer and Marge order him to get it cut. The barber ends up shaving Bart's entire head, and he attempts to disguise his scalp using glue, his old hair, and eventually a paper bag.

Homer wakes up the family in the middle of the night claiming that World War III has started to test their readiness for a nuclear war.

When Marge makes a batch of chocolate chip cookies, Bart becomes obsessed with pulling off "the perfect crime" and stealing them all.

Bart tells Lisa and Maggie a series of scary stories in the dark, only to believe they're coming true.

Grampa tells the kids stories from the good old days. When the kids stop listening to him, he feigns his own death to recapture their attention.

Bart and Homer go on a fishing trip. Homer asks Bart for a baloney sandwich, but Bart forgot the baloney. He puts the bait on the sandwich instead. When they get the boat in the water, they hit rapids and later fall off of a waterfall.

Bart teaches his sisters how to skateboard, but is outdone every time he tries to show off.

When the family is on their way to church, the kids declare themselves pagans. After the car breaks down, the kids start acting like pagans, much to Homer's dismay.

When Bart hears Homer calling him, he fears that his father will make him do chores. He hides in a closet, only to accidentally lock himself in.

Homer takes Bart, Lisa and Maggie to the aquarium. Bart finds a way to get into the shark tank and swims with a shark.

Homer has trouble taking a normal family portrait. Every time they are close to a good picture, the family sabotages the shot.