Alerte maximum (2002 TV Movie)
1/10
Absolutely hilariously bad
8 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Really, this "movie" deserves a 0, but a 1 is passable since most people will get a couple laughs out of the utter inanity of this dog.

Honestly, I saw this piece of trash on a cable network a while back, and the entire plot is so laughable I only remember a few select hilariously bad scenes.

First off, near the end of the flick the "heroes" need to find some diesel fuel to get the nuclear reactor going again. Amusingly, they run RIGHT PAST a diesel fire truck sitting abandoned, and the movie goes into whats supposed to be a suspenseful action scene of the heroes running a random diesel fuel truck off the highway to hijack his cargo, getting into a pointless gun battle in the process.

This is only one of many ridiculously humorous scenes in this travesty of a movie, heres another one.

A heroic red-shirt character needs to save the nuclear power plant, so he sacrifices himself by venturing into the most-protected holy-of-holies in the power plant to shut off some contaminated coolant. Oh....Wait...

This heroic character is plainly just walking into a typical basement, with pipes on the cieling. Because of course, nuclear power plants run their contaminated coolant along the cieleing along with heating ducts, electrical cables, and other building infrastructure. Nooooo, no nuclear power plant separates contaminated pipes from regular old hot and cold water lines....

As a disaster movie, this thing fits. The entire "film" is a disaster from the beginning to the end, but its laughably watchable in the terms of "Oh my god I cant believe someone made this piece of crap"
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