I'm not a fake account like these others reviewing this movie. Ima set the record straight. I made an account just to review this movie. That's how bitter I am.
To start it sucked. Please don't watch it. The title didn't even make sense either. There were no buttons. I thought from the list of stars that were in it, that it was going to be an enjoyable experience. It. Was. Not.
It is Tim Janis' first full length film. You could tell. My nephew could make a better movie. He's 10.
The writer couldn't decide to copy, Annie, The Princess Bride or Les Miserables. Please tell me what this was trying to be. The sound editing alone made me want to leave. Switching from live 'operatic' singing to forced recordings of audio. None of it synced up.
No consistent storyline whatsoever. Held scenes too long. Poor Dick Van Dyke had to hold smiles where it becomes creepy. And I love dick van dyke. I've seen many many performances of his, I respect this man. I feel only shame for him for agreeing to this.
Don't believe the other reviewers. Those promoting this movie are marketing bots. It is not an instant classic or holiday staple. Quite frankly, I regret seeing this movie. And this coming from someone who loves bad movies, but this- this was too bad.
PS Tim, maybe run this by someone who isn't biased like yourself.
Love you.
To start it sucked. Please don't watch it. The title didn't even make sense either. There were no buttons. I thought from the list of stars that were in it, that it was going to be an enjoyable experience. It. Was. Not.
It is Tim Janis' first full length film. You could tell. My nephew could make a better movie. He's 10.
The writer couldn't decide to copy, Annie, The Princess Bride or Les Miserables. Please tell me what this was trying to be. The sound editing alone made me want to leave. Switching from live 'operatic' singing to forced recordings of audio. None of it synced up.
No consistent storyline whatsoever. Held scenes too long. Poor Dick Van Dyke had to hold smiles where it becomes creepy. And I love dick van dyke. I've seen many many performances of his, I respect this man. I feel only shame for him for agreeing to this.
Don't believe the other reviewers. Those promoting this movie are marketing bots. It is not an instant classic or holiday staple. Quite frankly, I regret seeing this movie. And this coming from someone who loves bad movies, but this- this was too bad.
PS Tim, maybe run this by someone who isn't biased like yourself.
Love you.