Laurel et Hardy bonnes d'enfant (1932)

Stan Laurel: Stan

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Quotes 

• Oliver : She says I think more of you than I do of her.

  Stanley : Well you do, don't you?

  Oliver : Well, we won't go into that...

• Stanley : I'm not as dumb as you look.

• Stanley : Well, I'll be seeing you.

  Oliver : Where are you going?

  Stanley : Just going down...

  Oliver : Well you can't leave me alone here with this child.

  Stanley : Why?

  Oliver : Why? Well you're just as much responsible for it as I am.

  Stanley : What have I got to do with it?

  Oliver : What have you got to do with it? What have YOU got to do with it? Why, you were the one who wanted me to have a baby, and now that you've gotten me into this trouble, you want to walk out and leave me flat.

  Stanley : But I don't know anything about babies.

  Oliver : Well, you should have thought of that before we got it.

  Stanley : I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing. I've got my future, my career to think of.

  Oliver : Your career? What about me? What will my friends say? Why, I'll be ostracized.

  Stanley : Well I'm not going to lose my hook, line and sinker.

  Oliver : So, you're going to desert me, just when I need you most?

  [Stan heads for the door, Ollie runs and beats him to it] 

  Oliver : You're not leaving this room!

• Stanley : The baby's crying.

  Oliver : Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!

  Stanley : But it won't reach.

  Oliver : Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here

  [hands him baby's milk bottle] 

  Stanley : [immediately starts drinking from it] 

  Oliver : [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!]  Ooooh!

  Stanley : [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing] 

  Oliver : [while making his way to the phone]  Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.

  [answers the phone] 

  Oliver : Hello?

  [one-second pause] 

  Oliver : How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!

  [slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall] 

• Oliver : What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?

  Stanley : If I make a noise, I won't be able to hear it.

• Ollie : What did you strike that match for?

  Stan : I wanted to see if the light switch was off.

• Stanley : You woke the baby up.

• Oliver : Come on.

  Stanley : Where are we going?

  Oliver : We're going to adopt a baby.

  Stanley : What for?

  Oliver : Come on. "What for."