- [Dr. Trenkle tries to describe his past success with an overprivileged boy as Oliver deliberately cuts in while serving tea]
- Dr. Trenkle: One day his imperial highness, the Grand Duke St. Sansonevich, sent for me. He said...
- Oliver: Tea?
- Dr. Trenkle: "Trenkle," he said, "you are my only hope. My son, St. Sansonovich junior, is a..."
- Oliver: Lemon?
- Dr. Trenkle: "Sansonovich junior has lost the will to live." "I will do what I can, your highness," I said, and I...
- Oliver: Cookie?
- Dr. Trenkle: ...proceeded to look him over. In examining his head, would you believe I found...?
- Oliver: Two lumps?
- Mrs. Berry: [at first sight of Danny and his gang] But where is your luggage?
- Oliver: Oh, I don't believe they have a toothbrush between them.
- Murph: Well, you could lend us one, couldn't ya?
- Randolph: What do you wish to examine, Doctor, heart, liver, lungs or feet?
- Dr. Trenkle: I'm interested in your soul, not your giblets.
- Mrs. Berry: The doctor is a great psychologist.
- Dr. Trenkle: [correcting] Psychiatrist.
- Mrs. Berry: Ye...
- Randolph: Oh, really? What school: Jung, real, Freud or fraud?