The Fresh Vegetable Mystery (1939)

Pinto Colvig: Egg

Quotes 

• Potato policeman : [interrogating an egg]  Crack down on the vice!

  Potato policeman : So you're a tough egg, eh?

  Potato policeman : We'll soften ya!

  Potato policeman : We'll crack you wide open!

  Potato policeman : Tryin' the ol' shell game, eh?

  [potato policemen make an evil laugh together] 

  Potato policeman : You'll fry, see? You'll fry!

  Egg : Yeah, the yolk's on youse guys. I'm ha-a-ard boiled.

  Potato policeman : Egg him on, Vice!

  Potato policeman : If you could be so kindly, could you tell us exactly what happened to the carrots could be?

  Potato policeman : We'll make short order of this guy, sunny-side up.

  Potato policeman : Turn on the heat!

  Potato policeman : Give it to him!