- Lil Damish: I'll keep the homefires burning.
- Honest Plush Brannon: You be careful who you let near the fireplace, okay?
- Honest Plush Brannon: Making a speech, Mr. Bellamy, is just like making love to a widow - you can't overdo it.
- Honest Plush Brannon: Water is water, and fire is fire. Where money's concerned, every man's a liar.