The Jack Benny Program (1950–1965)
Don Wilson: Don Wilson, Self, Announcer, Self - Announcer, Don Wilson - Announcer, Narrator, Benjamin Franklin, Chubby Wilson, Coach Wilson, Col. Culpepper J. Wilson, Detective Wilson, George Washington, Herman Hockelfinger, Jell-o Commercial, Jello Commercial, Little Boy - State Farm Ins. Commercial, Oliver Hardy, Pilot Williams, Poncho, Rosalita's Papa, Schultz the Butcher, Self - Commercial, Shem Skinner, Sheriff, Spunky, Uncle Sam
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Quotes
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Bob Crosby : That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.
Don Wilson : I don't think you know how much it means to me to do the commercial. After all I'm not a funny man. I can't sing or dance. I don't lead a band. What are you paying me for?
Jack : Don, you're hanging yourself.
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Don Wilson : [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants
Bob Hope : Why do you want Jack's pants?
Don Wilson : Because I had to give him mine.
Bob Hope : You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?
Jack : [out of shot] Darn right I am.
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Don Wilson : Rochester, you sing, don't you?
Rochester : Anything but Soprano.