- Maggie: Any news from your friend down the police station?
- Sergeant Adair: Doing what 'e can. Says they've got more important things to worry about than lost 'orses.
- Maggie: It's all those crimes of passion.
- Sergeant Adair: Never mind about passion. I'd like some bread and drippin'.
- Sir Robert: Terribly sorry I was rude to you at the club. Gout and all that sort of thing. Plays the devil with one's temper.
- Sam Fisher: If you'd listened to me, we'd have sold that horse .
- Mr. Leon: If your parents had had any sense you wouldn't be here to be listened to.
- Major Arthur Hill: Now ladies and gentlemen before we get too carried away there is one thing we must not overlook. This new training is going to cost money and then there are entrance fees, and If we really want to make the grand national, it'll cost £100 alone to enter him.
- Sam Fisher: There. Don't say I didn't warn you.
- Mr. Leon: Oh why don't you shut up?
- Lady at Meeting: Why not call it Evelyn?
- Bill Collins: Madam. It's a he.
- Lady at Meeting: So was my late husband and he was called Evelyn.
- Sir Robert: I'm not a rich man but I might as well enjoy what I've got. No one to leave it to, except my daughter. She does morris-dancing. Can't stand it.