- Bud Abbott: Just mark down, "Dear druggist".
- Lou Costello: "Dear druggist"... Go ahead.
- Bud Abbott: Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that?
- Lou Costello: All but one part.
- Bud Abbott: What part?
- Lou Costello: The part that comes after "Dear druggist".
- Lou Costello: [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!
- [Mr. Davis walks into bedroom, crash is heard, and Abbott looks in]
- Sidney: What's wrong?
- Bud Abbott: No floor.