- Bud Anderson: You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good.
- Jim Anderson: Thanks a lot!
- Bud Anderson: I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than...
- Jim Anderson: Bud, before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?
- Bud Anderson: This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association.
- Jim Anderson: I wonder how much money they want now.
- [Bud is shaking Jim's letter, trying to read it]
- Jim Anderson: Why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better?
- Bud Anderson: Never thought of that.
- [Holds it up to the light]
- Bud Anderson: Can't see a thing.
- Jim Anderson: Bud, as long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?
- Bud Anderson: How many were in your class, Dad?
- Jim Anderson: Oh, 2-300 I guess.
- Bud Anderson: How many are left?
- Bud Anderson: I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is...
- Jim Anderson: Bud, for your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet.