- Big Mike: Say, come on, have a cigar, boys.
- Larry: [protesting with Moe and Shemp] No, thanks. My fingers are sore from the last one.
- Big Mike: Come on, come on, have one. I was only kidding. Smoke up.
- Larry: You're swell, boss.
- [they light up; after a moment, the end of Moe's cigar explodes, and Mike roars with laughter; freaked out, Shemp puts his down and, still laughing, Mike does the same; a moment later, Larry's cigar explodes; laughing harder, Mike inadvertently picks Shemp's up and, after a moment, it explodes and the Stooges laugh]
- Big Mike: [chasing them out] Wise guys!