How to Be Very, Very Popular (1955)
Charles Coburn: Dr. Tweed
Quotes
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Dr. Tweed : She knows every piece of scandal in town, whether its happened or not.
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Dr. Tweed : Look, you have no idea what a collection of hyenas we've got in this institution. During the panty raids last Spring, I thought I'd go absolutely crazy.
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Dr. Tweed : B.J. Marshall is said to be good for a million. And for a million, I would graduate a three-headed goat with honors. The President of a college like Bristol is not here to waste his time on nonsense like education. He's here to get the dough!
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Dr. Tweed : Well, only a few years ago, in fact, it was a rare night that didn't see me setting forth into the darkness, smoking a Turkish delight, and fairly reeking of toilet water.