Des ennuis à la pelle (1962)

Tony Curtis: Steve McCluskey

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Quotes 

• Steve McCluskey : [Penny runs out of the bathroom and across the living room. The actress holds a towel around her midsection, but the character is, as Steve later puts it, in her "birthday suit".]  Uh, Gypsy! You forgot your feathers!

  Penny Piper : [as she runs back into the bathroom carrying them]  No, my pajamas.

  Steve McCluskey : Oh, your pajamas.

• Steve McCluskey : Nobody can sleep fifteen hours.

  Penny Piper : They can if they're the manager.

• Steve McCluskey : [about Penny]  Can you tell me one cotton-pickin' thing you can do for that kid that I can't?

  Chris Lockwood : Yeah! I can take her to the ladies' room!

• Steve McCluskey : [calls to the bathroom]  What are you doing in there?

  Penny Piper : Taking a bath.

  Steve McCluskey : Well, why's it take so long?

  Penny Piper : Because I'm a girl!

  Steve McCluskey : Oh.

  [perfectly satisfied with her explanation] 

• Steve McCluskey : Eh, I hope you're big enough to take your own bath?

  Penny Piper : Sure.

  Steve McCluskey : Mm-hmm. Well,

  [pointing] 

  Steve McCluskey : the bathroom's that way.

• Steve McCluskey : [after he's denied custody of Penny]  Is this because I'm a gambler?

  Judge : No, I don't have anything against you personally, legally, *or* morally.