Les pieds dans le plat (1963)

Telly Savalas: Foots Pulardos

Quotes 

• Foots Pulardos : No loot! No plane fare! No getaway!

  [Looking up] 

  Foots Pulardos : Somebody up there hates my guts.

• Foots Pulardos : I never asked to be born into this world.

  Sugar Pye : Oh, Footsy, don't say that.

• Foots Pulardos : [after a contact he asked for some money hangs up on him]  Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! Maybe I don't live right.

  Sugar Pye : Oh, Footsy! Don't worry, sweetheart. Your little Sugar'll fix everything.

  Foots Pulardos : [groaning]  Ohhhhhh.

• Ernest Klenk : You mean I don't qualify?

  Foots Pulardos : Klenk, do I look like the kinda guy that denies a guy to work ona counta infirma?

  [sic] 

• Foots Pulardos : As soon as you're ready, you give me your word and then me and Sugar will cut out.

  Mooseghian : Sugar? You're taking that birdbrain stripper with you?

  Foots Pulardos : [grabbing him by the collars]  Whadaya mean, birdbrain?

• Foots Pulardos : [On the telephone]  Listen, I told the Feds that I got all my money from fiends. You gonna make a perjurer outta me?

• Foots Pulardos : Safety belts? What am I paying taxes for?

  George : You don't.

  Foots Pulardos : Shaddup!

• Foots Pulardos : We gotta kill this guy before he dies on us.

• Sugar Pye : I'm not just a body, you know. I've got brains too.

  Foots Pulardos : Brains?

  Sugar Pye : You see what I mean? Oh! All you ever give me credit for is unmentionables.

• Foots Pulardos : You birdbrain. That's the great seal of the United States.

  Sugar Pye : It was not a seal. It was an eagle.

• Foots Pulardos : All right, how does it work?

  Mooseghian : All you have to do is strap the client in the machine and bazoonk: the Sweat Shop becomes Sodom and Gomorrah. Only one thing, Foots: don't look back.

• Sugar Pye : I missed you so much.

  Foots Pulardos : All right. Go change your clothes. You know I can't stand the smell of jails.

• Ernest Klenk , Foots Pulardos : But I'll have to pay for everything.

  Foots Pulardos : Never count costs. That's the secret of a long life.