Longfellow has already found a favorite bar to hang out at and is outraged that it's soon to be torn down. But when he finds out it's his own corporation doing the destruction he vows to stop it.
A TV columnist thinks it will advance her career if she makes it appear that Longfellow is mentally ill. All of his eccentric ways, according to urban people, are distorted and magnified.
Longfellow finds out a old football teammate is having marriage problems and tries to help. But he soon is accused of being the other man and must defend himself.