- Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that!
- Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous...
- Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg...
- Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.
- Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.
- Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
- Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
- [She exits]
- Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?
- Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say
- Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word
- Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!
- Stephanie: Neither did he!
- Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie?
- Stephanie: Doctor?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you.
- Stephanie: When will you know for sure?
- Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often.
- Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.
- Toni Simmons: [Describing the first time she met Julian] He was charming, good looking, sophisticated, no sweatshirts.
- Igor Sullivan: [Looks down] Sorry, I didn't know this suicide was black tie.
- Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
- Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
- Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
- [clinking glasses]
- Stephanie: God forbid.
- Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.
- Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Toni, I'm going to marry you.
- Toni Simmons: How do you mean, Marry?
- Dr. Julian Winston: You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away.
- Toni Simmons: But what about your wife?
- Dr. Julian Winston: My wife? I'll divorce her.
- Toni Simmons: What about the children?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I'll divorce them, too.
- Toni Simmons: Well, what can be bigger than black leather slacks? OK, I give up.
- [opens the box]
- Toni Simmons: A mink stole! A mink stole! And a card, too! "Your next appointment is on..."
- [Julian turns the card over for her]
- Toni Simmons: "As ever, Julian."
- Toni Simmons: I wasn't kissing you, you were kissing me! And, by the way, is that all you did?
- Igor Sullivan: There wasn't much time.
- Toni Simmons: Igor, why don't you have dinner with me tonight.
- Igor Sullivan: Okay, I'll put some clothes on.
- Toni Simmons: Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me.
- [giggles]
- [in the X-ray room, Julian reveals that he has hurt Mrs Durant - the first time he has caused a patient pain]
- Stephanie: Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!
- Stephanie: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.
- Mrs. Durant: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.
- Señor Sánchez: [Meeting on the dance floor] Good evening, doctor.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Good evening, patient.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck!
- Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!
- Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
- Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.
- Stephanie: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila?
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Looking slightly disgusted] No thank you. Tequila and tonic.
- Stephanie: No-no. No. You substitute the tequila! No, you substitute the tonic for the tequila.
- Dr. Julian Winston: The tequila for the tonic?
- Stephanie: Yes. Yes, they call it...
- Dr. Julian Winston: Gin and tequila?
- Stephanie: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*'
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Correcting her] 'Missile.'
- Stephanie: Missile!
- [laughs]
- Stephanie: Yes and they tell me it prevents malaria.
- Igor Sullivan: He must have done something. What? Did he cheat on you? Beat you? Is he a drunk? Crook?
- Toni Simmons: Worse.
- Igor Sullivan: Oh, he's married.
- Toni Simmons: For life.
- Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.
- Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.
- Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!
- [an Airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr Winston is free for a date that evening]
- Dr. Julian Winston: Tell her I'm grounded!
- Stephanie: [down the phone] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more.
- Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.
- Toni Simmons: Why did you?
- Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.
- Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.
- Harvey Greenfield: You'll just have to put them back in again.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Her name is Toni Simmons.
- Stephanie: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.
- [Toni realises that she's being kissed by someone other than Julian]
- Toni Simmons: Who are you? What are you doing?
- Igor Sullivan: Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.
- Toni Simmons: You were kissing me!
- Igor Sullivan: I lost my head!
- [Igor reveals he's a writer]
- Toni Simmons: You're a writer? You're the writer! The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night - you drive me crazy!
- Igor Sullivan: Why didn't you complain so I could have met you earlier?
- Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?
- Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.
- Stephanie: I never heard of it.
- Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.
- Toni Simmons: I wrote Julian, telling what I was going to do.
- Igor Sullivan: Why?
- Toni Simmons: Well, what would be the sense of killing myself, if he didn't know about it?
- Stephanie: Why don't you come right out an ask me if I went to bed with him?
- Dr. Julian Winston: Alright, did you go to bed with him?
- Stephanie: It's none of your business!
- Toni Simmons: I happen to know this particular lady swings with anybody.
- Igor Sullivan: Well, I guess I'm not anybody.
- Toni Simmons: You mean, nothing? She didn't want to, huh?
- Igor Sullivan: Maybe I didn't want to.
- Toni Simmons: I doubt that! I saw the way you kissed her neck like Dracula.
- Toni Simmons: Are you implying you can't talk to me?
- Igor Sullivan: Come to think of it, I can't lie. You're always doing the talking and its always about your troubles with that tooth jockey!
- Toni Simmons: You ought to know what I know!
- Igor Sullivan: Well, I know what I know! She's a helluva dame. She's good looking, smart, warm, very appealing.
- [Toni reveals she tried to commit suicide]
- Dr. Julian Winston: You really tried to kill yourself over me?
- Toni Simmons: Stupid, wasn't it?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.
- Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
- Señor Sánchez: There is something so provocative about a nurse in uniform. No frills. No adorments. Just the basic woman.
- Stephanie: [after putting the x-ray gun into place] Hold still, Señor Sánchez, or the basic woman is liable to x-ray your nose.
- Toni Simmons: And did you get a load of that girl?
- Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...
- Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Talking to Harvey, about Toni] I'm having a rough time. As long as I was lying to her, everything was fine. The minute I decided to do the right thing and marry her, I've had troubles. You wouldn't believe the complications. It's like waltzing in wet cement.
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Talking about trying to recover his car which had been towed earlier] I went to the police station. They told me to try a garage on the East Side. When I got there they told me to try the West Side. When I got there, it was closed. I couldn't find a cab so I had to walk home. I should have listened to my mother and become an M.D. - they let you park anywhere.