Enfer mécanique (1977)

John Rubinstein: John Morris

Quotes 

• Amos Clements : [complaining about Morris' french horn]  And if I hear another sound out of that thing, I'll ram it so far up your ass, you'll be farting music for a year.

  John Morris : [thoughtfully considering the idea]  Wouldn't that be fantastic? Farting music. For a year!

• Amos Clements : So you're the one that woke me up this morning with that awful bugle music.

  John Morris : That's impossible sir, that's not even a bugle, it's a French horn.