Peter Bonerz credited as playing...
Dr. Leonard Miller
- Harvey Holroyd: Leonard, Leonard my family is in big trouble.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: You want to rap about that for a while?
- Harvey Holroyd: No. I want to find Kate.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Yeah, well, you know, separations are painful. Now if you like, I can put you in our grief programs...
- Harvey Holroyd: I just want to find out where she is.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Hey, Harv, that's her space.
- Harvey Holroyd: Right. And what's the address of her space?
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Harvey, you ever been primaled?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Rolfed?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Fischer-Hoffman?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Orgonomy?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Silva mind?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Actualized?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Transactional analysis?
- Harvey Holroyd: No!
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Feldenkrais?
- Harvey Holroyd: [angrily, losing patience] Have you ever had your head shoved up your ass?
- Dr. Leonard Miller: 715 Blythedale Canyon.
- Harvey Holroyd: Stokely?
- Stokely: Yeah?
- Harvey Holroyd: What are you doing here?
- Stokely: I practically live here.
- Harvey Holroyd: Really? Why the plastic turd?
- Stokely: It's my homework. He says my mind is not in touch with my body, so I'm supposed to learn my body's beautiful. Starting with shit.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: [Enters] Stokely, my man! Ah, you remembered your little turd. Nummy, nummy, nummy. Oh, hi, Harv.
- Harvey Holroyd: Leonard, this'll only take a minute.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: I'd love to, but you see, it's not my decision, see, this is Stokely's hour.
- Stokely: Are you kidding? Take the whole hour!
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Beautiful, babe! Kid's learning to share. Thanks, Stoke.
- Stokely: Screw you.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Atta boy.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: I'm okay, you're okay.
- Harvey Holroyd: No, you're not okay. Okay?
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Okay.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Well, hey, Stokely, what's happening, babe?
- Stokely: Nothing.
- Martha: Darling, will you excuse Leonard and I for a minute? We're going to have a private rap which doesn't concern you.
- Stokely: Bullshit.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Good! That's cool, Martha. Stokely's a patient, I'm his therapist, he knows why he's here. Why don't we informally dialog about it, then Stokely and I can go inside and rap in a more structured manner.
- Martha: Right. This morning I caught Stokely, not in a sense of spying, you know how I feel about violating a child's space.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: I hear ya.
- Martha: This morning I caught Stokely dealing with the maid as a sex object. Of course, for her own protection, I had to let her go.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: You were reaffirming her selfhood, without denying your own power perimeters.
- Martha: Exactly.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Good girl. Now as far as Stokely's concerned, it's just a question of putting him in touch with his childhood.
- Stokely: I'm only ten years old, you dork!
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Well, then we don't have too far to go, do we?
- Stokely: Schmuck!