Shock Treatment (1981)
Ruby Wax: Betty Hapschatt
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Quotes
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Vance Parker : [holds up a dead bird] Does this bird belong to you?
Betty Hapschatt : [screams]
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Brad Majors , Janet Majors : [in song] Some people do it for each other.
Judge Oliver Wright , Betty Hapschatt : Some people do it for their lover.
Brad Majors , Janet Majors : Some people do it for improvement.
Judge Oliver Wright , Betty Hapschatt : Some people do it for the movement.
Brad Majors , Janet Majors : Some people do it for enjoyment.
Judge Oliver Wright , Betty Hapschatt : Some people do it for employment.
Brad Majors , Janet Majors , Judge Oliver Wright , Betty Hapschatt : But, we're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it no matter how the wind is blowing. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it. We just gotta keep going.
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Betty Hapschatt : Alimony is just another word for RAPE.
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Betty Hapschatt : Oh my god, character actors!
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Betty Hapschatt : Oh, Ralph?
Ralph Hapschatt : Yeah?
Betty Hapschatt : SHOVE IT!
Ralph Hapschatt : OH, YOU SHOVE IT *TOO*, BETTY!
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Betty Hapschatt : Coffee, Kirk. I'm dying for it.
Kirk : R.I.P., Betty. You're off the air.
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Betty Hapschatt : Look at that, Bert Schnik's dancing! Bert can see!
Judge Oliver Wright : Macabre, isn't it? The blind leading the blind.
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Betty Hapschatt : What's happening here? Janet's on "The Breakfast Show," Brad's committed to a nowhere series, and we've been...
Judge Oliver Wright : Written out?
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Betty Hapschatt : Macy Struthers with my husband. God, I must have been blind! Still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.
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Betty Hapschatt : [to Macy Struthers] Who loves YOU, baby?
[flips her off]
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Betty Hapschatt : Did you enjoy our anthem?
Judge Oliver Wright : In a way.
Betty Hapschatt : I detect a note of reticence. Are you perhaps one of those amongst us who feel that emotive forms of presentations are overly manipulative?
Judge Oliver Wright : Well Betty, there are many ways that the spider may catch the fly.
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Betty Hapschatt : Oh, I ADORE Coleridge Taylor.