Beach Dickerson credited as playing...
Band Director
- Sheriff Turner: [he and Bentley interrupt the homecoming's band's practice] Uh... whose tangerine Triumph Convertible is that out there in the parking lot?
- Triumph Convertible Owner: It's mine, Sheriff. It's gonna be in the homecoming parade.
- Sheriff Turner: [crazed] Your ass it's gonna be in the homecoming!
- [he and Bentley scramble around the students to capture him]
- Band Director: [sarcastic] Don't mind me, you know? What the hell.
- Kenny: [walks over to Peggy Sue] Hey, Peggy Sue, what time do you want to be picked up, tomorrow?
- Sheriff Turner: [angrily] Picked up? What time do you want to be PUT DOWN? Mess with my daughter and all you'll pick up is your teeth!
- Band Director: All right, once more. Now, pay attention. This is a homecoming rehearsal. It is not a gang war!