Porky's II (1983)
Kaki Hunter: Wendy
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Quotes
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Wendy : Hey waiter! Put shit-face's drink here on Commissioner Gebhart's bill! For piss-sake he's up for re-election next week, you think he needs this shit?
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Wendy : My tit! YOU BROKE MY TIT! I'm gonna sue you!
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Mickey : Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel?
Pee Wee : How does what feel?
Mickey : Getting laid.
Pee Wee : Same as it always feels.
Mickey : I don't believe it.
Tommy : Never again.
Pee Wee : What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida.
Mickey : Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old "Rosie Palm".
Pee Wee : You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.
Pee Wee : [after the guys laugh] Now that she's had me, what's left?
Mickey : Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
Pee Wee : Well, what did she tell you?
Tommy : Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
Billy : Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.
Pee Wee : Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this.
Wendy : [walks by passively] Hi, boys.
Mickey : [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee] She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee.
Tommy : Yeah, she's rabid.
Pee Wee : She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here.
Tommy : That's what she said about you on the bus.
Pee Wee : Oh man, the girl's my slave.
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Gebhardt : Very cute. Well, I'm leaving.
Wendy : You get out of that chair and I'll yell rape.
Gebhardt : You'll what?
Wendy : I'll yell rape.
Gebhardt : You're bluffing.
[gets out of his chair and starts to walk away]
Wendy : RAPE! RAPE! Oh, Bobby, don't leave me. I can't have our baby alone.
Gebhardt : [quickly sits back down and turns to another patron] My daughter. She' so funny. She's just wow.
Wendy : [grabs Gebhardt by the tie and pulls him close to her face] How's that grab ya? Now sit there and take your medicine.
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Wendy : Do you know how I got my reputation?
Pee Wee : How?
Wendy : In the 8th grade, I didn't know anything. A bunch of guys wanted to get me to go skinny dipping, I didn't want to but I didn't care if they did so I just watched. I thought it was funny, flopping around...the next day I was a slut, the original mattress-back.