Seize bougies pour Sam (1984)

Max Showalter: Fred

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Quotes 

• Grandma Helen : Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.

  Grandpa Fred : [chuckles]  I better go get my magnifying glass.

  Grandma Helen : Oh, and they are so Perky.

  Grandma Helen : [reaches to cup them] 

  Samantha : [cut to Sam's bedroom]  I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.

• Long Duk Dong : Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.

  Mike Baker : It's a quiche.

  Long Duk Dong : How do you spell?

  Grandpa Fred : Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.

  [laughs] 

• Randy : [talking on the phone with Samantha]  I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.

  Samantha : You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.

  Randy : Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

  Samantha : [screams]  Aaaaaaaahhh!

  Howard : [Her grandparents downstairs are startled by the scream]  Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!

  Grandpa Fred : Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.

• Grandpa Fred : Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.

  Howard : Thanks, Fred.

• Grandpa Fred : Oh, I've got one for you. Knock. Knock.

  Samantha : Who's there?

  Grandpa Fred : Who.

  Samantha : Who who?

  Grandpa Fred : Helen, we've got an owl out here in the hall!

  [Grandpa Fred starts tickling Sam] 

  Grandma Helen : Oh, Fred, leave her alone. You'll make her tinkle.

• Grandpa Fred : Well, well, if it isn't Sammy Baker Davis, Junior!

  Samantha : Hello, Grandpa.