227 (1985–1990)
Jackée Harry: Sandra Clark, Conchita
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Quotes
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Sandra : [to Rose after she sneezed and destroyed an old map] You really blew it now Rose!
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Sandra : By this summer, I can buy anything I want. I wonder if the Washington Redskins are for sale.
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Sandra : [after receiving a bouquet of flowers] Oh, Mary! You know what? These are probably from Tony apologizing for last night.
Mary : You see there? All upset for nothing.
Sandra : [reading the attached note] Oh! Dear Snookums, please accept these flowers as well as an invitation to dinner Friday night at La Bamba! Love, Tony!
Mary : La Bamba? Child, that place is so expensive, even the doorman takes credit cards.
Sandra : [laughs] Oh, look, Mary, isn't this cute? There's a P.S! Please don't tell... Sandra.
[voice changes to an angry tone upon realizing the flowers are for her roommate, Donna]
Donna Dalton : Hi!
[seeing flowers in Sandra's hand]
Donna Dalton : Oh, those are so pretty!
Sandra : They're yours.
Donna Dalton : Aw!
[grabbing the flowers]
Donna Dalton : From who?
Sandra : From Tony.
Donna Dalton : Aw! I wonder where I should put them?
Sandra : [menacingly moves towards Donna] I know exact...
Mary : [while pulling Sandra back] Uh! Uh! Um!
Donna Dalton : I-Is there something wrong?
Sandra : [mockingly] I-Is there something wrong? Yeah, there's something wrong! You obviously made a mistake in judgement! Nobody, I mean, nobody messes with Sandra Clark!
Donna Dalton : What are you so upset about? You got a 100 guys calling you!
Sandra : [defiantly] Well, today's it's 99.
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Rose Lee : Mary, now you know I am a very understanding person.
Sandra : HA!
Rose Lee : But I told Sandra if she didn't have that rent money by the end of the week, she was out of here!
Sandra : And after all the favors I've done for her!
Rose Lee : Favors? What favors?
Sandra : What about last week? You were feeling kind of low. You spent all that money on a new dress and you didn't know if it was attractive. You came to me for help, and I looked you straight in the eye and said it was gorgeous.
[smugly]
Sandra : I lied, Rose.
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Rose Lee : [while interviewing applicants to be Sandra's roommate] Hello, I'm Rose Holloway, the landlady here, and this is Miss Sandra Clark.
Muffin Tee Matthews : [in a Southern accent] Nice to meet you! Muffin Tee Matthews
Sandra : Muffin?
Muffin Tee Matthews : Oh, that's not my real name. I just use it for the beauty pageants.
Sandra : Beauty pageants?
Muffin Tee Matthews : And may I say that living with you would be so fufilling and rewarding!
Sandra : What are you, Miss Congeniality?
Muffin Tee Matthews : No. I'm Miss Tuscaloosa. And next year, we're going after Miss America. My manager says I'm a perfect 10!
Sandra : Oh, what a shame!
Muffin Tee Matthews : Why?
Sandra : Rose has it in her lease: Two perfect 10's can't share the same apartment.
[grabbing Muffin's hand]
Sandra : Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, thank you! See you on the runway... Miss Tuscaloosa!
[pushes Muffin out of the door]
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Alexandria DeWitt : And you must be...
Sandra : Oh, I'm Madame Curie.
Alexandria DeWitt : Oh, you're much prettier than she.
Sandra : Ah! Give this kid a Nobel prize!
Alexandria DeWitt : Oh, she won one of those for the betterment of mankind.
Sandra : Oh, gee! We both work for the same cause!
