21 Jump Street (1987–1991)
Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson
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Quotes
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Officer Judy Hoffs : How many times have you seen this?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : 122 times... but I don't watch the whole tape. I watch 3.3 seconds. 3.3 seconds that slipped through my fingers. 3.3 seconds where I could've done a thousand different things. But I didn't move. Do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds? You can take off your shoes, pop a beer, and shoot someone in 3.3 seconds.
Officer Judy Hoffs : Come on, Hanson.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : You can hold your finger down on the remote control and pass 17 stations in 3.3 seconds. You can open a can of tuna fish, shuffle and bridge a deck of cards, or twist the tops off six bottles of ginger ale in 3.3 seconds.
Officer Judy Hoffs : Hanson, please!
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : You can ring a doorbell 22 times, lock and unlock a deadbolt four times, or sing the entire alphabet in 3.3 seconds.
Officer Judy Hoffs : Hanson, please! Please.
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Busdriver : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Where's your bus pass?
Off. Doug Penhall : [as Doug McQuaid] My dog ate it.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : [as Tommy McQuaid] I got the same dog.
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Off. Doug Penhall : This guy is the worst burglar I've ever seen. He's drunk.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Hammered.
Off. Doug Penhall : Pickled.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : To the gills.
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Off. Doug Penhall : [after being awaken in the middle of the night by Hanson] Why didn't you call?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : You wouldn't have let me in.
Off. Doug Penhall : I know. Why didn't you call?
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.
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Off. Doug Penhall : They're gonna have fireworks, free hot dogs. Even Sprinkles the clown!
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Sprinkles? Really?
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Did someone mention the manly art of poker on Valentine's day?
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Ronnie Seebok : You could end up dead, man...
[with gun pointed to Hanson's face]
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Hey Ronnie. The safety's on the left, man. You ought to take it off if you want to threaten somebody.
Ronnie Seebok : Safety don't work, man. Never did.
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Okey-dokey.
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Poke-age!