In the pilot episode, a very important baseball goes missing in a house, but things get complicated for Mathnet detectives Kate Monday and George Frankly when the house disappears, too.
A string of markets get robbed and the prime suspect is Grunt the gorilla. With the help of a little girl named Jane, it's up to Kate and George to find the missing monkey and clear his name.
Rock star Steve Stringbean has been kidnapped. Kate and George start the search for him by communicating the kidnapper's phone number in a short piece of music in a proof-of-life message left on an answering machine.
George and Kate investigate reports of stolen trucks full of dirt. Although all the trucks have been returned, the dirt is gone. They suspect that a million dollars worth of stolen money was buried in the dirt.
In a clever spoof of The Maltese Falcon, Maureen O'Riley puts a valuable bird sculpture from Malta on display at a museum, but it disappears without a trace and it's up to Mathnet find the truth.