- Jaffar: No one is going to save you! And no one... not Prince Ali... not even his friend Sinbad, the man who I hate more than hate itself, will stand between me... and my heart's desire!... Ha!
- Jaffar: I'm warning you! You are forcing me to carry out my most devastating act of magical madness!
- Jaffar: [to a gem] For the last time... I command you, in the name of all that is evil... budge! Budge!
- Jaffar: And thus, in your service, may I bring hate, war, poverty, and pestilence to this rich and powerful realm, subjugate its people to oppression and torture, and thus insure through terror and tyranny, that the kingdom of evil is born!
- Torture Chamber Keeper: The bald one will do nicely for the piranhas. They don't like hair. It sticks in their teeth. Lift him up!
- Ahmed: But I have a beard! Let me out of here!
- Sinbad: [while holding a bunch of snakes that are knotted together] "Hey, don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you."
- Sinbad: [to a snake] I need your help. Come here. Nervous, huh? I know where you're coming from. People hating you and all that. As far as I'm concerned, it all began with that story of Eve."
- [pets the snake]
- Sinbad: "And when they want their dirty work done, they really take advantage of you, like that evil, slimy wizard up there!