Episode list

Sometimes a bunch of little events occurs at just the right time to culminate into one big disaster. This is one of those days, as Grace Musso's review is done surprisingly at Santo Domingo. Chaos ensues, Grace is demoted to teaching the home-economics class, and Dr. Pankow becomes the new principal. When the new principal turns the school into a prison, Parker must figure out how to get Grace her job back.

With the Class of 1970 High School Reunion coming up, some surprising characters appear. Not only did Grace Musso graduate then, but Larry's dad, Parker's dad, and the dads of his two best buds. The fore-runner of Parker, Mr. Lewis was the resident prankster along with his buddies, and in their day they perpetrated the ultimate prank. Now the only evidence of their identities in the prank are about to be revealed as the time capsule from 1970 will be opened in front of the entire graduating class. Can Parker cover up the crime, or will his dad's legendary episode from years past cause Parker's downfall from Musso?

Deep in the bowels of Santo Domingo, a secret has been lying dormant since the 1960s: Santo Domingo's own pirate radio station. When Parker, Jerry, and Mikey stumble across the hidden radio station, they feel like they must bring it back to life. The more Principal Musso tries to shut down the station, the more the students listen, causing a major thorn in her side. As Parker and gang find out the amount of good the station has on the students the more they feel they need to keep it going. That is unless Grace and Frank Lemmer find a way to uncover the station's secret hiding spot.

When not in school, Parker and the guys hang out at the mall. In this outing Jerry feels like the odd man out as he is the only jobless one. Mikey, on the other hand, finds that the promotion at his job is driving up his stress. Parker is after a girl who's always just out of reach, Musso deals with her addiction to buying clothes, and Shelly strives to prove that Frank Lemmer is a vampire. Just a typical day at the mall.

Many of Santo Domingo's main characters are trapped in the Atlas Diner and chaos ensues. Various panic attacks follow as the trapped people face certain doom in one way or another. A bittersweet episode, as it is entertaining and action packed, but by the end of it two characters disappear from the show.

A secret admirer has it out for Mikey and the gang tries to find this person. Meanwhile, Parker's attention is focused on Grace Musso more than ever as she is bent on having him make up three months' worth of missed first-period classes. This lack of attention might throw a fork in Parker being able to locate the correct girl who has eyes for Mikey.

Parker constantly takes advantage of situations where he (or his buddies) can benefit. When Frank Lemmer finds himself stuck between a rock and a hard place he turns to Parker. As Musso is trying to hook Lemmer up with her 'unsuitable' (in Frank's opinion) niece, Lemmer cuts a deal with Parker for him to find a more suitable date. As Jerry needs help for an upcoming test that Lemmer can help with, the deal seems simple enough. Naturally, this simple task for Parker hits a series of snags... and Parker only worsens the situation.

Ms. Donnelly is the definition of coolness as she not only makes class interesting, but she lets her student have fun. When pranks backfire, Ms. Donnelly usually covers for Parker. As he gets a bit carried away, her patience slowly dwindles. The heroic teacher finally resigns, leaving the students to fend for themselves. One of the biggest issues is a fight looming between Kubiac and McDonald which Ms. Donnelly would usually be able to stop. Seeing that her downfall is largely Parker's fault, he must try to get her to return to teaching.

Getting invited to one of Melinda's parties is a big deal, and when Shelly gets invited, she strives to get a date. When she grows desperate, she seeks her brother's help--well, she blackmails him. As Parker helps her by using Jerry as her training date, Jerry starts to find interest in her. Larry Kubiac also tries to get into the party, but he wasn't invited. At party time, Shelly finds that maybe the date of her dreams isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Jerry's not acting normal and as his buds, Parker and Mikey get to the bottom of the problem. Surprisingly the motive is Jerry's love of a girl, and Parker and Mikey ditch their responsibilities so he can pilot nervous Jerry through his date with the girl. Now the guys must help their friend, avoid Musso, and avoid Mr. Lewis. At the same time, Larry is experiencing growth spurts that him even more of a behemoth.