Alan Young: Scrooge
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Quotes
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Louie : Where are you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck : Oh, I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.
Louie : That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge McDuck : That way, I can enjoy a hefty tax break!
Huey : That does!
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Launchpad : Forward, ho!
[They crash]
Launchpad : Reverse, ho!
Scrooge McDuck : If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!
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Genie : Do you have to yell at me all the time?
Scrooge McDuck : Hmpf! I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail.
Genie : That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.
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Huey : Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey : Yeah.
Scrooge McDuck : Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight!
Dewey : But he's our friend.
Scrooge McDuck : Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing!
[holds up lamp]
Scrooge McDuck : Inside.
Genie : Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.
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Mrs. Beakley : Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
Scrooge McDuck : Aye... Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
Huey : Oh, no thank you, Uncle Scrooge.
Louie : Yeah, we're kind of full.
Webby : And sleepy.
Scrooge McDuck : That's because it's past your bedtime. Now, scoot along, little ones.
Huey , Dewey , Louie , Webby : Good night, Uncle Scrooge.
Genie : Nighty-night.
Scrooge McDuck : Sleep tight.
Duckworth : That's telling them, Sir.
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[Upon Merlock's arrival, a bear's claw comes smashing through the door]
Scrooge McDuck : He's got a bear?
Genie : He IS the bear!
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Genie : What's more important - a fortune or your life?
Scrooge McDuck : [thinking] Well...
Genie : Hey! It's not exactly a trick question.
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[during Launchpad's flight in the opening scene]
Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, is this a stunt ye learned in flight school?
Launchpad : Flight school?
Scrooge McDuck : You mean you *never* took flying lessons?
Launchpad : [lunkishly] Well, I took a crash course.
Scrooge McDuck : Now he tells me!
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[last lines]
[Dijon makes his escape from Scrooge, his pants loaded to beyond capacity with what he could carry from the money bin]
Scrooge McDuck : Somebody stop those pants!
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Louie : [Scrooge has opened a chest stolen by Collie Baba and discovers it to be full of clothes] He stole clothes?
Scrooge McDuck : Ach, nothing but old robes. Forty years of searching, and I end up with Collie Baba's dirty laundry!
Webby : Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.
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Genie : Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp!
Scrooge McDuck : Can you keep quiet at all?
Genie : If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small.
Scrooge McDuck : Oh, all right!
[lets the genie out]
Genie : Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town!
Scrooge McDuck : Guess again.
[puts genie in a little plant]
Scrooge McDuck : You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
Genie : But what if I win the door prize?
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Genie : It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr. Popular. All I want is a life of my own... like your nephews. With my own bike, a stack of comic books, a sled, hmmm... maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system...
Scrooge McDuck : All right! All right!
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Louie : At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.
Dewey : If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.
Huey : But there are so many alarms.
Scrooge McDuck : Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.
Dewey : And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck : Aye.
Louie : Maybe the way to shut them off?
Scrooge McDuck : Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!
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Mrs. Featherby : Duckburg Daily News on line one, sir.
Scrooge McDuck : For what?
Mrs. Featherby : I believe they want to ask what happened to the treasure.
Scrooge McDuck : [picks up the phone and shouts into it] None of your business!
[slams the phone]
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Scrooge McDuck : You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!
Genie : Uh-uh! Bad move! Bad!
Merlock : You threaten me?
Genie : [runs to Merlock] Please, Merlock. He's had a lousy day. Maybe a hot bath and a warm glass of goat's milk might help him because he...
Merlock : [shouts] SILENCE! I wish you to cast him out of my house!
Genie : No! No! I can't!
Merlock : [shouts] DO IT!
[he points the lamp at Genie causing him to spin around]
Genie : [in pain] I have no choice!
Scrooge McDuck : I... I understand.
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Duckworth : It's your ride, sir. Or should I say my ride?
Scrooge McDuck : Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the scones in Scotland!
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Mrs. Beakley : It's in here, Mr. McDuck!
[gasp]
Mrs. Beakley : It's gone!
Scrooge McDuck : Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?
Mrs. Beakley : It was here! Honest! An elephant, wearing a big pink bow!... You think I'm crazy, don't you?
Scrooge McDuck : [sees a chair moving away] Maybe not.
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Scrooge McDuck : I cannot work, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home.
Mrs. Featherby : But... wh-what about your lunch?
Scrooge McDuck : Sell it!
[slams door]
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Scrooge McDuck : Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?
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Launchpad : Please put your seats back in an upright position.
Scrooge McDuck : Just put the plane up in an upright position!
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Dewey : Webby! What did you do this time?
Webby : I'm sorry. Just make them stop!
Louie : But I've only got one wish left!
Scrooge McDuck : Boys! What is going on?
Huey : Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.
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Scrooge McDuck : I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the biggest diamond mine... no, no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought.
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Dijon : Good morning, Scrooge sir.
Scrooge McDuck : What's going on?
Dijon : At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
Genie : I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
Scrooge McDuck : [looks at his lamp] But th-the lamp?
[he sniffs the lamp, and gravy dumps out]
Scrooge McDuck : Gravy?
Dijon : [holds up the real lamp] That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!
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Scrooge McDuck : Genie, get ready to grant my last wish... and yours too. I wish... the genie... would turn into... a real boy.
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Genie : How can I ever thank you, Master?
Scrooge McDuck : I'm not your master anymore!
Genie : That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?
Scrooge McDuck : You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.
Dewey : So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?
Genie : Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!
Huey : Quackarooney!
Louie : Oh boy!
Dewey : I'm gonna get you!
Webby : Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck : You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.
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Genie : Oh no! It's Merlock! Hide me! Hide me!
Scrooge McDuck : I've got to get ye to my vault. It's the only safe place. Time to go back.
Genie : But you saw what a dump it is.
Scrooge McDuck : Sorry, Genie, but the party's over.
Genie : [sighs] And just when we were getting to be buddies.
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Mrs. Featherby : You've finally received your invitation to the Archaeological Society ball.
Scrooge McDuck : Ach! I cannot face those old fossils again! Every year, I tell them, "I'll find Collie Baba's treasure," and every time, I come back empty-handed.
Mrs. Featherby : But you did have it for a little while.
Scrooge McDuck : Does *everyone* have to remind me?
Mrs. Featherby : Sorry.
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Scrooge McDuck : I told you, I'm not going to the ball!
Duckworth : But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge...
Scrooge McDuck : So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well!
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Scrooge McDuck : [Merlock and Dijon have stolen the treasure and destroyed the rope bridge] You thieving dogs! I've spent most of my life searching for that treasure!
Merlock : Poor fool! Too bad you and your friends will not live to know the real treasure you have found!
[pulls a lever]
Merlock : Farewell!
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Huey : This is Geni... Gene, yeah, Gene.
Scrooge McDuck : You're new around here?
Genie : Yeah, kinda. I pretty much pop up every now and then.
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Scrooge McDuck : Wiped out with a wish. If I ever get my money back, I promise I'll never make another wish for myself again.
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Scrooge McDuck : Dijon!
Dijon : [about to grab the lamp, but quickly stops] What? What? I am not touching a thing! I am clean! Innocent like a little baby goat! Yes.
Scrooge McDuck : Go get our sacks.
Dijon : Sacks? Oh, yes, sacks! Right away. Anything you say, Scrooge, sir. I do for you.
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Scrooge McDuck : I wish me, and my family, and the bin were back in Duckburg, right now!
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Huey, Dewey, Louie : Faster, Launch Pad, faster!
Scrooge McDuck : Slower, Launch Pad, slower!
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Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad! Look what you've done to these ancient ruins!
Launchpad : Well, it could've been worse - it could've been something *new*.
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Genie : I don't hear anything. I think they're gone.
Scrooge McDuck : Where are we?
Genie : Well, it's not exactly the Ritz...
Scrooge McDuck : Not the lamp?
Genie : I'm sorry about the mess. But you'll get used to it after a couple of thousand years. Could you move your elbow, please?
Scrooge McDuck : GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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Huey : Do you think it might have the treasure of Collie Baba and his 40 thieves?
Scrooge McDuck : After all this time, I'm not getting my hopes up.
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Scrooge McDuck : Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie!
Mrs. Beakley : Does his mother know about this?
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Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, get me out of here fast!
Launchpad : Dull party, eh, Mr. McD?
Scrooge McDuck : Just go!
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Duckworth : Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?
Scrooge McDuck : Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take YOU to the ball!
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Scrooge McDuck : Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!
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Scrooge McDuck : [the lamp after Scrooge wished the genie into a real boy] Look, without that genie, it's wasting away.
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Louie : You still have the lamp, Uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge McDuck : Aye. And one more wish to go.
Webby : You sound like you know what it is.
Scrooge McDuck : [Considers for a moment, then shakes his head] I'm going to stop all this magic. Even if I have to wish for the lamp to be buried in the center of the Earth.
