Junior le terrible 2 (1991)

Paul Sutera: Richard

Quotes 

• Mr. Thorn : [Junior enters his new classroom and the students begin laughing at him, while his new teacher Mr. Thorn walks over and rolls his eyes tiresomely]  Oh, no. Not another one. How many kids are they going to make me teach?

  [Junior hands Mr. Thorn his envelope] 

  Mr. Thorn : Well, get in here and find a seat. Go ahead. Come on, come on, come on! Hustle, small fry. I'm not gonna have you holding up my class all year. now, let's move it!

  [Junior sits down at his desk] 

  Mr. Thorn : Now, let's start with a nice easy review to see how much you underachievers remember from last year. Polly, what's 17 times 8?

  Polly : 136.

  [Bows rather smart and sits back down] 

  Mr. Thorn : Good. Richard, what's 72 divided by -9?

  Richard : -8, sir.

  [sits back down] 

  Mr. Thorn : Fine. Murph!

  [cut to Murph picking his nose] 

  Mr. Thorn : Murph! What's 3 plus 2?

  Murph : Mmmmm... 4.

  [Everyone laughs] 

  Mr. Thorn : [sighs]  Murph, you've been in the 6th grade since I started teaching here, I really want to get you out this year. Now, please, please work with me. What's 3 plus 2?

  Murph : 9?

  [Everyone laughs again as Mr. thorn closes his eyes in despair] 

  Mr. Thorn : I can see this is going to be a long year.

  Junior : [angrily]  5, all right? The answer is 5!

  Mr. Thorn : You!

  [walks over to Junior's desk] 

  Mr. Thorn : What're you saying?

  Junior : Uh, I said 5.

  Mr. Thorn : Dandy, I'm glad someone's paying attention here.