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Quotes
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[Wondering where Flakfizer has hidden his lover]
Lazlo : Ah! Your suite!
Roland T. Flakfizer : You're pretty terrific yourself.
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Roland T. Flakfizer : And she looks like she's about 15.
Lazlo : No, no, no.
Roland T. Flakfizer : OK, 14 then. In fact I know she's 14, because I was dating her a year ago.
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Lazlo : I will do whatever is best for the ballet!
Roland T. Flakfizer : Well, there's no reason to commit suicide.
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Roland T. Flakfizer : To show you no hard feelings, how about a cigar?
Lazlo : I don't smoke!
Roland T. Flakfizer : Well, I do. Why don't you run out and get me one?