Sister Act (1992)

Mary Wickes: Mary Lazarus

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Quotes 

• [chasing a nun he thinks is Deloris] 

  Vince : Hey babe.

  [Nun turns round, it's Mary Lazarus] 

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Yeah, sweetheart?

• [during a clandestine midnight ice cream feast with Mary Robert, Mary Patrick and Mary Clarence] 

  Sister Mary Lazarus : This is a sin, it's a wicked indulgence. Didn't they have any butter pecan?

• Sister Mary Patrick : We did it! We actually sang a chord!

  Sister Mary Clarence : Yeah. You sang a chord for two seconds. The next thing you have to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you're going to be a group.

  Sister Mary Lazarus : I knew that.

  Sister Mary Clarence : Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through that door I knew that you knew that. Let me ask you something, you're someone in favor of hard work and discipline, right?

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Of course, I'm a nun! Four popes now.

  Sister Mary Clarence : Four? Wow. Let me ask you, how often do they rehearse?

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Twice a week, couple hours.

  Sister Mary Clarence : Not enough. I mean listen to them, they really need a lot of work.

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Do you really think they could get better?

  Sister Mary Clarence : I don't know, they're pretty raw.

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Wet behind the ears.

  Sister Mary Patrick : Oh please let us try.

  Sister Mary Clarence : This is gonna be hell.

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Tell me about it.

• Deloris : Don't worry, we will always be together.

  Mary Lazarus : That's what Diana Ross said.

• Sister Mary Robert : Reverend Mother, I know you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree but we have to help her. Please.

  Sister Mary Patrick : We've gotta save her.

  Sister Mary Lazarus : We can't leave it up to the feds.

• [discussing convents] 

  Sister Mary Lazarus : A progressive convent? Sounds awful. I liked my convent in Vancouver. Out in the woods. It wasn't all modern like some of these new-fangled convents. We didn't have electricity. Bare feet, cold water. They were nuns.

  Sister Mary Patrick : Sounds wonderful!

  Sister Mary Lazarus : It was hell on earth, I loved it. This place is a Hilton.

• Sister Mary Lazarus : Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair!

• Sister Mary Patrick : Why would anyone kidnap a nun?

  Sister Mary Lazarus : Were they Catholics?

• Sister Mary Lazarus : Oh! You don't think I see. You think I took vows yesterday.