Frosty Returns (1993 TV Movie)

Jan Hooks: Lil

Quotes 

• Holly : What is this stuff?

  Lil : Well, it's the greatest invention since microwave pancakes! It's called Summer Wheeze. Watch this.

  [she starts spraying at the snow till it magically disappears] 

  Lil : Yeah, and *you* thought you were the only magician in the family, didn't ya, huh? Didn't ya?

• Lil : Holly? Oh, there you are! You locked your best friend in a box and just ran off. Now how are you going to feel when poor Charles grows up and has to join a support group?

• Lil : [after the carnival crowd finishes singing a reprise of "Let There Be Snow"]  Well, *I don't think we *even* need to vote this year, neighbors, there could only be *one* king in this crowd!

• Lil : Welcome, one and all to Beansborough's annual Winter Carnival.

  [briefly chuckles] 

  Lil : Um, before the festivities begin, I would just like to...

  [a procession of Summer Wheeze cars interrupts her, then we see Mr. Twitchell riding on his limo's hood] 

  Mr. Twitchell : Greetings, neighbors! Who says you need snow to have a carnival, eh?

  [snickers] 

  Mr. Twitchell : It's hard to believe that we've suffered for so many years. The slush, the frozen pipes, the icy streets!

• Mearle : Lil, how did you get that sidewalk of yours so clean?

  Lil : You won't believe this, Mearle, but I never had to lift a shovel.

  Mearle : You're kidding.

  Lil : Watch this.

  [sprays on Frosty's rear end] 

  Frosty : YEEEOOOW!

  Mearle : [feeling amazed]  Incredible.