Sarah Jessica Parker: Sarah Sanderson
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Quotes
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Sarah : [singing in the sky] Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.
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Winifred Sanderson : Twist the bones and bend the back
Sarah , Mary Sanderson : Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Winifred Sanderson : Trim him of his baby fat
Sarah , Mary Sanderson : Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Winifred Sanderson : Give him fur black as black, just
Mary Sanderson : Like
Sarah : This!
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Sarah : What is this place?
Mary Sanderson : It reeks of children!
Winifred Sanderson : It is a prison for children.
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Winifred Sanderson : Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?
Mary Sanderson : You explained it beautifully, Winnie. They way in which you started out with the adventure part and slowly.
Sarah : Explained what?
Winifred Sanderson : Come, we fly!
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Winifred Sanderson : Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!
Sarah : Amok!
[dances around]
Sarah : Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.
[Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach]
Sarah : Ugh!
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Master's Wife : Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house!
Master : Now, pudding face.
Master's Wife : Shove it, Satan!
Sarah : Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner.
Master : They call me Master.
Master's Wife : Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!
Winifred Sanderson : Make us!
[the witches gather around her]
Master : Honeybunch.
Master's Wife : Ralph, sic 'em!
[the witches runs out of the house in fear]
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Winifred Sanderson : Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
Sarah : Just lucky, I guess.
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Sarah : I am alive!
Winifred Sanderson : Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.
Mary Sanderson : Oh, you're right, you're always right.
Winifred Sanderson : [Interjects] It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!
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Max : You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!
Winifred Sanderson , Sarah , Mary Sanderson : [murmuring together] The burning rain of death?
Max : [lights lighter]
Winifred Sanderson : Look, he makes fire in his hand.
Max : [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms wide]
Winifred Sanderson : It's the burning rain of death! Come, you fools!
[pulls them off to the side]
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[Sarah is pushed onto the "black river", but lands straight up]
Sarah : 'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!
Winifred Sanderson : Why, it's a road!
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Sarah : Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!
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Winifred Sanderson : Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.
Mary Sanderson : Spending a quiet evening at home.
Sarah : Sucking the lives out of little children!
[Winifred chokes Sarah]
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Winifred Sanderson : Sisters! Behold!
Sarah : I am beautiful! Boys will love me!
Mary Sanderson : We're young!
[laughs and claps excitedly]
Winifred Sanderson : Well, younger. But! It's a start!
Mary Sanderson : [the sisters dance laughing] Oh my, Winifred, you are the mere sprig of a girl!
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Sarah : Farewell, mortal bus boy!
