- Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
- Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back!
- Earl Piggot: I'm not COMING back!
- Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that, it was so embarrassing...
- Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey!
- Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!
- Claire Kane: [Stuart has just returned from his fishing trip] Your hands stink.
- Stuart Kane: [sniffs his fingers] Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think?
- Claire Kane: [laughs, smacks him on the shoulder] I *hate* that. Go wash your hands.
- Stuart Kane: Smells like a rainbow to me!
- Doreen Piggot: Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over...
- Earl Piggot: I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah damnit!
- Claire Kane: Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you?
- Stuart Kane: Who?
- Claire Kane: The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert.
- Stuart Kane: He seems kind of lofty. You're off to work early, huh?
- Claire Kane: Yeah, I got two birthdays today. He's a doctor, remember? And she is artist, I think.
- Stuart Kane: Oh yeah? What kind?
- Claire Kane: What kind? She's a painter. She paints pictures, you know? They really want us to come to dinner.
- Stuart Kane: Well, We'll see. I'm off.
- Claire Kane: What does that mean? We already agreed to go. We made a date. Bye. Close the door, Stuart.
- Stuart Kane: Sorry!
- Honey Bush: Look at these fish, though. Aren't those cool?
- Lois Kaiser: Yeah, you know I don't really give a fuck about fish. They just kinda swim, eat and shit.
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