Ed Wood (1994)

Mike Starr: Georgie Weiss

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Quotes 

• Edward D. Wood, Jr. : I like to dress in women's clothing.

  Georgie Weiss : You're a fruit?

  Edward D. Wood, Jr. : No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.

  Georgie Weiss : You're not a fruit?

  Edward D. Wood, Jr. : No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

• Georgie Weiss : So, what was the important news you couldn't tell me on the phone, again?

  Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

  Georgie Weiss : Tits.

  Edward D. Wood, Jr. : No, better than that. A star.

  Georgie Weiss : Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap.

  Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.

  Georgie Weiss : Yeah. Crap with a star.

• Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Is there a script?

  Georgie Weiss : Fuck no. But, there's a poster.

• Georgie Weiss : Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?

  Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Because he's my friend!

• [On the phone, agitated] 

  Georgie Weiss : Look, look, look, when I said that you could have the western territories, I didn't mean all 11 states! I meant California, Oregon, and, uh, what's that one on top...

  [Looks at map] 

  Georgie Weiss : Washington! Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Well, *screw you*!