Rosie O'Donnell: Sheila
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Quotes
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Sheila Kingston : You took off your clothes in his office? I could never do that, you know. Even at home, I take off my clothes in the bathroom and then I jump into bed real quick... which is kinda wierd because I live alone.
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Sheila Kingston : I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
Fred Lavery : Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.
Sheila Kingston : I have PMS too, do you know that?
Fred Lavery : Ay!
Sheila Kingston : Sometimes I bloat...
Fred Lavery : Nnnn!
Sheila Kingston : weight gain...
Fred Lavery : Hey!
Sheila Kingston : temporary water build-up...
Fred Lavery : Aah!
Sheila Kingston : I hate to tell you this Fred, I clot...
Fred Lavery : Ay ye ye!
Sheila Kingston : heavy flow days...
Fred Lavery : Eeh!
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Sheila Kingston : No matter what your sexual preference, true love is always the ultimate fantasy.
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Sheila Kingston : Why are we pretending your bag isn't buzzing? You bought a vibrator.
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Fred Lavery : Why are you busting our chops like this?
Hotel manager : Well, I'll tell you. I hate cops an awful lot.
Sheila Kingston : [under her breath] I'm gonna kill him.
Fred Lavery : And it doesn't matter that this is a life-and-death issue?
Hotel manager : Nope.
Fred Lavery : Well, do you want us to bribe you with money?
Hotel manager : Nope.
Sheila Kingston : You wanna see me naked?
Hotel manager : Now that's an idea!
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Tommy Miller : May I do my specialty?
Sheila Kingston : Ah, no, I don't really feel like having my toes sucked right now.
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Tommy Miller : How can I fulfill your fantasy?
Sheila Kingston : Go paint my house!
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Sheila Kingston : We're the only two people on this island without handcuffs.
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Sheila Kingston : Listen, I've had my share of bad times with men, okay? Some are a**holes, Elliot is not. If we don't cultivate the good ones, there aren't going to be any.
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Tommy Miller : It's my dream just to make you happy.
Sheila Kingston : Yeah, you and every man.
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Sheila Kingston : Our back-up finally arrived. Late. Must have been a line up at Dunkin Donuts. We got the diamonds, the bad guys got away. All we know, one of them had a bad cold.
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Det. Anderson : It's a place for S&M, B&D, and D&S.
Sheila Kingston : M&M?
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Sheila Kingston : How do you decide you wanna be a dominatrix? What, do you wake up one day and go, "Hey, I feel like being bossy"?
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Sheila Kingston : A guy takes off his pants to *leave* my room. Hm.
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Fred Lavery : Read her her rights and make sure she understands them.
Sheila Kingston : [mocking Nina's accent] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and vill be used against you...
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Sheila Kingston : Maybe if you spiced up your sex life a little you wouldn't be divorced.
Fred Lavery : What do you mean? I spiced it up plenty. Many's the time I let the wife get on top.
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All-tied-up shop clerk : You know a lot of people feel a little nervous about this whole submissive/dominant thing at first, but, you know, really the submissive person is always in control. All you have to do is give your partner a little control word, like "yellow."
Sheila Kingston : Yellow... Y'ello! Fred!
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Sheila Kingston : Look... Bondage Man. It's like Elvis goes to Hell.
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Sheila Kingston : But isn't there a happy medium. You know, like, I tie you up one night, you tie me up the next night?
