Leprechaun 2 (1994)

Warwick Davis: The Leprechaun

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Quotes 

• Leprechaun : She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice.

• The Leprechaun : I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter.

• Leprechaun : The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!

• Leprechaun : Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night.

• Waiter : Just pay up and get out of here.

  Leprechaun : So it's me gold you be wanting?

  Waiter : Gold Card, Visa, Master, I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short.

  [laughs hysterically] 

  Waiter : Ha ha, aw you kill me.

  Leprechaun : Now there's an idea!

• Leprechaun : [Drunk]  Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre*CAN*. Mph! Cahn.

• Leprechaun : Kiss me, I'm Irish!

• Leprechaun : A leprechaun's home has many surprises.

• The Leprechaun : What do you think of your bridal chamber?

  Bridget : It... it's awful!

  The Leprechaun : I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.

• Leprechaun : We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes.

• Leprechaun : Do you wish me out of the safe?

  Morty : Yes, goddammit! I wish you out of the safe! Where the hell are you?

  Leprechaun : You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book?

• Morty : [Dying]  Help me.

  Leprechaun : Love to, friend, but you're all out of wishes. Ha ha ha ha!

• Morty : I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist!

  Leprechaun : What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?

• Leprechaun : Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!

• The Leprechaun : Was it as good for you as it was for me?

• Leprechaun : You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!

• Leprechaun : [Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day]  A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones.

• Leprechaun : A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

• Leprechaun : It's the seventeenth of March. The feast of St. Patrick.

  William O'Day : And your birthday.

  Leprechaun : 'Tis a special birthday for a leprechaun. I'm one thousand years old. Tonight, I can claim me bride.

• Leprechaun : Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night.

• Leprechaun : [disguised as Bridgette] 

  [laughing hysterically] 

  Leprechaun : You lose!

• [the Leprechaun manifests a topless Bridget in front of Ian] 

  Leprechaun : A vision before you appears to be true. But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you.

• Leprechaun : A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!

• The Leprechaun : I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun.