- words on mantelpiece at Whispering Pines: A man is as big as the things that annoy him.
- Tommy Dundee: [to Rachel] I'm tired of watching guys sit up and b-b-beg for a dance with you. It's like goddamn Sea World in here.
- Tommy Dundee: Heard you moved.
- Michael Chambers: My mother's getting married.
- Rachel: To who?
- Michael Chambers: Good guy.
- Rachel: Never heard of him.
- Rachel: This is my problem: when I think about trying with you again, I have no idea if it's a moment of strength, or a moment of weakness.
- Michael Chambers: There's what you want, and there's what's good for you. Ah, they never meet.
- Susan Crenshaw: They never meet.
- Michael Chambers: Except for my mother and step-father.
- Susan Crenshaw: Maybe they think they're wrong for each other.
- Michael Chambers: Nah, they're too old fashion.
- Susan Crenshaw: Then why do anything with anybody?
- Michael Chambers: Because anything is better than nothing.
- Susan Crenshaw: The idea that you think you make sense is terrifying.
- Michael Chambers: Ya, I know.
- David Chambers: Nice butt.
- Michael Chambers: [scared after seeing his brother watching him] You bastard!