Le souffre-douleur (1996)
Tom Arnold: Rosco Bigger - Fang
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Quotes
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Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : You were my friend and you betrayed me!
David Leary : You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35 years old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for eachother, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : Really? Then you're the best friend I ever had!
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Kirby : Dad are we really going to New York City?
Roscoe Bigger : That's why they call them mobile homes, son, 'cause they're mobile.
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Roscoe Bigger : And when those junior psychos asked me what I was in there for, I had to tell them I was there because I STOLE A FREAKIN' ROCK!
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Roscoe Bigger : Okay who did that? If I find out who did that, I'll...
Stookie : You'll what?
Roscoe Bigger : Um... Well we'll just see.
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Roscoe Bigger : One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb.
David Leary : Holy shit.
Roscoe Bigger : Yeah, so I went to the hospital but there was a line so I drove over to the hardware store, got some needle and thread, and sewed it back on.
David Leary : You sewed on your own thumb?
Roscoe Bigger : Yeah I'm good at stuff like that.
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Roscoe Bigger : Chicken!
David Leary : Pork roast!
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David Leary : You're alive!
Roscoe Bigger : You're dead!
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[David runs into bathroom and picks up hair dryer to throw at Roscoe]
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : What are you going to do? Style my hair?
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Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : [Stookie for the 2nd time throws an eraser towards Ross. Ross catches it madly. Stookie sits back down. Ross puts the eraser by the chalkboard] Now, there's going to be some changes in this class. I'm your teacher, and I happen to believe that building things with your hands is an important skill to learn. Now, whether you guys agree with me or not, I really don't care. But from now on, when you're in my class, you'll do what I say when I say it! Is that clear?
Stookie : Ooh, I'm scared.
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : [a little long pause] Stookie, come on up here.
[Stookie walks up]
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : This is a big classroom, so maybe you didn't hear me clearly.
Stookie : No I heard ya. What are you going to do about it?
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : [Sarcastically] Stookie? I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine.
[Grabs Stookie by his head]
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger : Mr. Grinder!
