Christine Taylor credited as playing...
Marcia Brady
- [all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]
- Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.
- Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.
- Kitty: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.
- Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.
- Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.
- Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!
- Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!
- Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.
- Jan Brady: His name is George.
- Marcia Brady: George what?
- Jan Brady: George, uhhh Tropicana!
- Carol Brady: What a nice name. Is he Cuban?
- Jan Brady: No i mean... Glass. George Glass
- Marcia Brady: That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.
- Jan Brady: That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.
- Marcia Brady: Sure, Jan.
- Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
- Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.
- Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan.
- Jan Brady: Really, Marcia?
- Marcia Brady: No.
- [Jan looks disappointed]
- Marcia Brady: Jan, of course I am!
- [Talking about the music he likes]
- Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip hop.
- Marcia: Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.
- Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch
- Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.
- [noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]
- Marcia: Four, four, four.
- Greg Brady: Marcia?
- Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?
- [normal voice]
- Marcia: I mean, what?
- Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.
- Marcia: We're not brother and sister?