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Quotes
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[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]
Bobby Brady : If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.
Cindy Brady : If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.
Kitty : I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.
Peter Brady : What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.
Alice : I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.
Greg Brady : Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!
Jan Brady : It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!
Marcia : This is all Jan's fault.
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Jan Brady : His name is George.
Marcia Brady : George what?
Jan Brady : George, uhhh Tropicana!
Carol Brady : What a nice name. Is he Cuban?
Jan Brady : No i mean... Glass. George Glass
Marcia Brady : That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.
Jan Brady : That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.
Marcia Brady : Sure, Jan.
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Cindy Brady : You can't take my mommy!
Marcia Brady : Cindy's right! Take Jan!
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Marcia : He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
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Marcia : I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.
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Marcia : Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.
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Marcia Brady : I'm so happy for you, Jan.
Jan Brady : Really, Marcia?
Marcia Brady : No.
[Jan looks disappointed]
Marcia Brady : Jan, of course I am!
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[Talking about the music he likes]
Warren Mulaney : Well, I'm really into hip hop.
Marcia : Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.
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Marcia : [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch
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Marcia : [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.
[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]
Marcia : Four, four, four.
Greg Brady : Marcia?
Marcia : [seductively] Yes, Greg?
[normal voice]
Marcia : I mean, what?
Greg Brady : If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.
Marcia : We're not brother and sister?