Hercule (1997)

Kathleen Freeman: Heavyset Woman

Quotes 

• Heavyset Woman : It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.

  Burnt Man : Everything except old Snowball here.

  Tall Thebian : Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?

  Earthquake Lady : They were after the earthquake, I remember.

  Heavyset Woman : But before the flood.

  Elderly Thebian : Don't even get me started on the crime rate!

  Heavyset Woman : Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.

  Elderly Thebian : Tell me about it! It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...

  Burnt Man : All we need now is a plague of locusts.

  [a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams] 

  Elderly Thebian : That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!

• Heavyset Woman : Young man, we need a professional hero. *Not* an amateur.