- [on Harry dressing like a mortician]
- Dwayne Hoover: Modern science has given us a vast array of colors with exciting names like Red! Blue! Orange! Brown! and PINK!
- Harry Le Sabre: Why don't you come right out and say it, Dwayne?
- Dwayne Hoover: Say what, Harry?
- Harry Le Sabre: That I like to wear women's clothing.
- Dwayne Hoover: Is that what you LIKE, Harry?
- Harry Le Sabre: Yes... I mean, NO! NO! OF COURSE NOT!