Michael Zen, a director quite full of himself, manages to take a truly stupid premise (a movie about a self-pitying, talking vibrator as its central character) and treat it with such seriousness that the show unfolds as one long groaner.
Voiced "cutesy" by Steven St. Croix, it's found by Chasey Lain, who feels sorry for it, cradling the vibrator in her arms like a baby. It tells her its life story in a series of idiotic flashbacks, all accompanied by a sorrowful & repetitive musical score, that must be library music for use in a film noir.
A few in-jokes are thrown in, but basically the starry cast masturbates a lot and also has sex. It's not interesting enough to belong on any of the big names' (Chasey Lain, Jill Kelly, Monique De Moan, Sindee Cox) resumes.
Bobby Vitale plays a film director who originally bought the vibrator and at the end of the story throws it in the garbage. Example of Zen's pretentiousness is his attempt at a bittersweet ending of Airel Daye finding it , briefly masturbating and then putting it back in the trash -utterly pointless.
Vivid, through its Wave subsidiary, cut Missy and Warren Scott and their sex scene out of the movie when converting the VHS original to a DVD reissue.
