Lake Placid (1999)
Betty White: Mrs. Delores Bickerman
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Quotes
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Sheriff Hank Keough : Ma'am, your husband Bernie, you didn't by any chance lead him to the lake blindfolded?
Mrs. Bickerman : If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!
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Mrs. Bickerman : Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
Sheriff Hank Keough : You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.
Mrs. Bickerman : Thank you, officer fuck-meat!
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Mrs. Bickerman : I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?
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Mrs. Bickerman : Oh, my husband passed away. It's been almost two years now.
Sheriff Hank Keough : My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.
Mrs. Bickerman : Well, I'm sorry. Incomplete records haunt me so.
Jack Wells : What was the cause of your husband's death, ma'am? Do you know?
Kelly Scott : We don't mean to invade your privacy, but was he ill, was he sick?
Sheriff Hank Keough : Was he swallowed?
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Mrs. Bickerman : I'll sue you!
Jack Wells : Go ahead.
Mrs. Bickerman : You can't take a cow by eminent domain!
Sheriff Hank Keough : We just did.
Jack Wells : We won't let her get hurt, Ma'am.
Mrs. Bickerman : You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first, I just didn't want to say it!
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Jack Wells : Do you know how your husband died?
Mrs. Bickerman : Oh yes! I killed him.
Jack Wells : You killed him?
Mrs. Bickerman : Oh yes!
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Mrs. Bickerman : Dig him up if you don't believe me Sherlock
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Mrs. Bickerman : I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.
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Mrs. Bickerman : [slapping her cow to the crocodile] Come and get it.
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Sheriff Hank Keough : Ma'am, how could you not report this? It puts human life at risk.
Mrs. Bickerman : Nobody lives on this lake. It's really his lake now.