Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1998–2007)
Charles Esten: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : So if you want to be on "Whose Line it is Anyway?" send a naked Polaroid of yourself to the care of 'Whose Line' Po Box: 175.
Chip Esten : That's how I got on.
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Chip Esten : [Hoedown - Men] Men can be quite mean / Men can be quite bad / I'll bet you had a boyfriend / I'll bet he was a cad / I don't really like men myself / That I can tell / But my friend Ryan? / Well he thinks they're swell.
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Ryan Stiles : [Body odor Hoedown] Anybody wanna have- wanna have a- go to the bathroom, come back in...
[Sits down on the step]
Chip Esten : [Starts Yodeling]
Ryan Stiles : I'm faced out. I can't do shit.
Drew Carey : I've got one.
Ryan Stiles : Why don't you come over here and do one.
Drew Carey : [singing through Ryan] I went on a date last night, it didn't really end well. She said she wouldn't kiss me cause I had a weird smell. I said come on baby, why don't you have a heart, sure I may have B.O. but at least I didn't fart!
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Ryan Stiles : That disk just popped right back in!
Chip Esten : I broke Ryan.
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[scenes from a hat: What Drew Carey whispers in his date's ear]
Chip Esten : What's your name again?
Ryan Stiles : Keep the change.
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Chip Esten : [Drunk Mother Hoedown] Well, I knew Colin's mother / And let me tell you the truth / When she was nursing Colin / Her milk was 90 proof / She tried to kick the habit / She didn't know what to do / But if your baby looked like that / Then you'd be drinking too.
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Drew Carey : "First Drafts of famous movie lines"
Ryan Stiles : Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a lamb...
Wayne Brady : Miss Scarlett, I don't give a burden about no Teletubbies!
Chip Esten : I'll be back in a couple of minutes, I have some things I have to do, I'll be right back...
Colin Mochrie : Fredzilla! Fredzilla!
Chip Esten : Luke, I'm your second uncle twice removed
Drew Carey : Alrighty "World's Worst person to be stuck with at a party"
Colin Mochrie : Fredzilla! Fredzilla!
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Drew Carey : For my next trick I'll need a female form the audience in about twenty minutes.
Colin Mochrie : [laughing] Twenty minutes.
Chip Esten : [laughing] Female.
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Chip Esten : [as a '50s teen rebel biker] You looking at my hog? Don't look at my hog... or my motorcycle.
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[Let's Make a Date]
Chip Esten : Bachelor number two, if I were a drink I believe I would be a margarita because I am tall... and... salty... and I... always have Tequila in me.
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Drew Carey : Bad segues following tragic news stories.
Chip Esten : ...and everyone died. Speaking of dying, I've been *dying* to see that new Bruce Willis flick!
Wayne Brady : It was a big, big loss. Speaking of big, right after this, "The Drew Carey Show!"
[everyone scowls]
Drew Carey : You are all gonna pay.
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[Party Quirks - Chip is the host, Colin is an overly dramatic detective finding ridiculous clues to a murder, and Ryan is a bird trapped in the studio]
Colin Mochrie : [approaching Chip, pantomiming holding an object] A featherduster.
Chip Esten : Yes, I was dusting earlier...
Colin Mochrie : A featherduster made by a Norwegian. It's all starting to make sense.
[they both turn and stare at Ryan, who is using his water glass to mimic a toy drinking bird]
Chip Esten : No, it's not.
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Chip Esten : [Newsflash - referring to the fact that Colin standing in front of video clips of himself]
Chip Esten : Now I notice you're not wearing sunglasses to cover up that incredible shine!
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Chip Esten : Well, I knew Colin's mother. Yes, I must tell the truth. When she was nursing Colin, her milk was ninety proof. She wanted to kick the habit. She didn't know what to do. But if you're baby looked like that then you'd be drinking too.
