A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.
Lisa Arch
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- (as Lisa Kushell)
Suzanne DeLaurentiis
- Jake's Secretary
- (as Suzanne DeLaurentis)
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- GoofsWhen the Blood Banker asks Dirt if he also wants to donate sperm, Dirt's lips clearly say just "No", while the audio gives him the line, "Not that desperate".
- Quotes
James Earl: [over the phone] Detective Harry Ball?
Detective Harry Ball: Who the hell is this?
James Earl: Just call me "Deep Throat"
Detective Harry Ball: You expect me to swallow that?
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There is just one little letter between here and there
There is also just about 20 minutes too long in the Dirt Merchant to keep my attention and I blame that on the lack of creative writing. The acting for this B movie was more than acceptable by Danny Masterson, David Faustino, David DeLuise, Julie Benz and Jenna Jameson. The plot was also decent but I just felt that the movie dragged on far too long to the point of time when I just didn't care who was responsible for the tongue in (someone's) cheek campy murder of the rock star.
Knowing this was a B movie rating I still give it a decent 6 out of 10 rating. It won't make anyone appearing in this film an award winning actor/actress but I would find a new script writer who knew how to edit.
I give the Dirt Merchant a 6 out of 10 rating
Knowing this was a B movie rating I still give it a decent 6 out of 10 rating. It won't make anyone appearing in this film an award winning actor/actress but I would find a new script writer who knew how to edit.
I give the Dirt Merchant a 6 out of 10 rating
- Ed-Shullivan
- Feb 20, 2019
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- Also known as
- Dirt Merchant: Alternative Investigator
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- Runtime1 hour 25 minutes
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- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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