Embrasse le poney (1999–2017)
Doon Mackichan: Various Characters
Quotes
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Various Characters : [OCD Doctor] I don't want to look at your stitches!
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Various Characters : I've married a rock star!
Various Characters : Oh, well done!
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Various Characters : What is it with me? What is it with you? Quit busting my ass for five minutes here!
Various Characters : Both surfaces must be dried before the glue is applied.
Various Characters : Let's try it with just the voice, okay? Both surfaces must be dried before the glue is applied!
Various Characters : Pierce film lid in several places! Got it!
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Various Characters : [Nice Doctor] Oh, no, no! You can take loads! And don't forget it's a jolly nice thing what you are!
Various Characters : [In Denial] What?
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Various Characters : [Lesbian Kiss Scene] Could someone call my boyfriend and tell him I love him?
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Various Characters : [friend has a new baby] Is that all it does? You must be gutted!
Various Characters : Have you seen the new Bond Film? It's amazing it's all, you know!
[they spin around with finger guns]
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Various Characters : They're out there. They look just like you. They're Cousins. And you're probably not allowed to have sex with them. Or are you?
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Various Characters : Here we are at Poet's Leap, where our hero threw himself to his death, for the love of one Daisy Winthrop. Who, ironically enough, was quite a plain girl! Ha!
[Falls over the Cliff]
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Various Characters : It would certainly be nice to have a fresh pair of legs!
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Various Characters : [Russian Camgirl] Sexy, Sexy Proletariat!
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Various Characters : [Franglais Singers] Hey Mister, Wait Mister, Wait Mister, Stay Mister!
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Various Characters : [surrounded by Nude Portraits] I couldn't let anyone see them! I've got my tits out!
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Various Characters : [Bone through nose] Yeah,
[thumbs up]
Various Characters : I've been there, I've seen it, I've smelt it, I've tasted it. I just want someone who can fix my car...
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Various Characters : [Busy Reception] Oh m'Lady, what's that?
Various Characters : [New hire] It's my Tag! And if you paint over it, I'll do it again!
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Various Characters : Excuse me? I've got a really big car!
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Various Characters : Just try lying!
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Various Characters : These canapes taste like soap!
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Various Characters : What do you mean my brain's made of cheese? I'm really interesting! I'm wild and I'm rural, I farm and I sing! Sure I've got some cows and some cereal crops. But I've also been to France and bought some stuff in the shops!
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Various Characters : What do you mean, I just talk about milk?
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Various Characters : [Making fun of Fat People] Ooh, I'm like a big, mad Pencil!
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Various Characters : Aw, are you crying because of my Big House?
